I evidently was spawned from Satan. It's not my fault, though. It's genetic. There's really nothing I can do about it. I'm apparantly an arse,
but please forgive me. Again, it's genetic, and there's not much I can do.
work?? what's that??
long strolls on the beach... candelight dinners... talking and cuddling... lying out of the crack of my @zz...